Fulda has a Roll In Thursday night, July 25th. Plan to bring your car. If you don’t have a car, just come in and look at the cars and motorcycles.
Dundee will have their famous Nothing Days this Saturday, July 27. The parade will be held at 2 p.m. Enjoy a day of fun in Dundee.
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When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, “I’m surprised at you. Don’t you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?”
Mom smiled and then replied, “Oh I remember!”
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
The other replied, “It makes sense, don’t you think? After all, I married the wrong man.”
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A local laboratory employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel. Reportedly, the captain couldn’t swim. A newcomer, learning of this, approached him about it.
“Is it true?” the newcomer asked incredulously. “You, a boat captain, can’t swim?”
“No I can’t,” the captain replied. “Can pilots fly?”
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“Yesterday’s the past, tomorrow’s the future, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.”
-Bil Keane
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Have a good week!
