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Slices of Life . . . . . . By Jill Pertler

February 27, 2013

Miracle in a bottle
Attention all consumers who are troubled by the hazards of everyday life: If you sneeze on occasion, stumble on the stairs, experience halitosis, gastrointestinal upset, acne, headaches or hangnails, if you misplace your car keys, shiver when chilly, sweat when overheated or find yourself tired at the end of the day, we have good news for you.

If you’ve ever wondered whether you are doing all you’re supposed to be doing, wonder no more. If you are searching for answers, we have them.

They can be found in an ordinary bottle containing the anything but ordinary, brand new, improved, never before released, revolutionary medi-miri pill. And you, dear consumer, are a prime candidate for the cure.

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